About Me

I'm extremely competitive, self conscious, gullible and passionate. If I love what I'm doing; you'll never see anyone working harder. Besides playing sports and singing, my favorite thing to do is laugh. Currently I'm a sophomore @ SUNY Canton in the Liberal Arts Program. I can't complain too much about the North Country because living here has been a great experience; but I plan to move somewhere south as soon as I'm done my zillion years of school and I know I'll be able to make it on my own.

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Scenario where someone can't speak...

A Scenario in which a girl had to have her tongue amputated after it became infected from being pierced.

After a 10 hour shift going on 50, I blankly stare at the next customer. "What the hell is taking her so long?" I'm thinking to myself. She starts moving her mouth, no sound comes out. (Jesus, I need to get away from this damn place, I 'm going f-ing deaf!) The girl then starts jumping up and down trying to get her point across. EVERYONE, including the extremely hot sophisticated foreigner in the back left corner table stares at the scene. All I can think about now is how crappy I must look after a 10 hr shift and no make-up, instead of figuring out what the hell this lady wants. The hottie in the back left corner table starts walking up to the counter and I blush. My mind comes back to the costumer in front of me and she is frantically moving her hands in some horrible attempt at sign language. I know I should have followed the Starbucks employee guideline and wait on the costumer patiently, but instead I screamed, "SPIT IT OUT ALREADY!" The girl just stood there in shock and the sophisticated stranger threw his arms around her and said consolingly, "Come on baby, let's go to some place they don't hire from the psych ward."

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