About Me

I'm extremely competitive, self conscious, gullible and passionate. If I love what I'm doing; you'll never see anyone working harder. Besides playing sports and singing, my favorite thing to do is laugh. Currently I'm a sophomore @ SUNY Canton in the Liberal Arts Program. I can't complain too much about the North Country because living here has been a great experience; but I plan to move somewhere south as soon as I'm done my zillion years of school and I know I'll be able to make it on my own.

Thursday, September 13, 2007

Boiled Baby Guppies

I hit the brakes and all I saw were tons of fish flying at my windshield. It was a hot summer day and as I stepped out of my car, I saw that the road was filled with what seemed like boiled baby guppies. They were literally cooking in the middle of the road. All of a sudden, millions of little orphans and homeless people started springting to the road side and scraping the fish off the road. The driver came out screaming at the people not to eat his fish. I started walked towards the truck and felt a sharp pain run up my foot and leg. I looked down and realized I had stepped on a piece of fish tank glass and shards were everywhere.

3 comments:

glazeddonuts said...

Ack! Great. The squishy/sharp contrast can be felt through the whole piece and then, slice, we step on the glass: both sharp and squishy. And the fishjohn is hilarious, for some reason. This blog looks great. And I think that discussing lyrics is a great way to get into these blogs. Thanks ~R

DaniBoots said...

oh jac you make me laugh! that is like a famous line in our english class. "boiled baby guppies" that is such a cool fish tank/toliet, if i ever see one im going to buy it for you!

Alexis Hamlor said...

Wow Jack, I really liked your fish tank/toilet, to be honest, I had never seen anything like it before it in my life. I even liked the title, "boiled baby guppies" which was also new to me, but interesting!!